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Apr. 28th, 2008

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Tim did this, so I stole it.

Movies you've watched.
Over 85 = no life

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Apr. 21st, 2008

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Funny Papers Pokemon League on Saturdays at 4PM-6PM

Hey, we here at Funny Papers are starting a Pokemon Trading Card League. This is an official Nintendo event, so there are going to be prizes and badges to show your progress. This is a great event mainly for casual play, and instead of a cost for admission, we charge $6 and you are given two free booster packs of the newest set, a value of around $8! We are trying to foster a fun community of players, so if you mention this ad, we will give you 10% off of the newest starter decks, so you don't even need to have any cards to start playing!

Funny Papers in the Dobie Mall
2025 Guadalupe Rd. #256
Austin, TX 78705
(512) 478-9718

Apr. 15th, 2008

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This is my rough draft. I had to totally change my concept after reading a great paper.

Greg Webster
What do you call a one-legged captain in a hot tub?: A study into Ahab's motivations

"There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." This line sets off the line of thought that perhaps Ahab's motivations for revenge and even the fact that revenge is Ahab's true quest may not be as simple as the reader initially thinks. Ahab himself has place all the world's evils into Moby Dick in his mind, as he hunts them down with a monomania that cannot be accurately described by himself or any of the other characters. To understand Ahab's motivations, it is necessary to first look into the text and discover who and what exactly Ahab is. It is then necessary to pinpoint the exact theme of Moby Dick. While there are many possible themes presented by literary critics such as Man vs. Nature, Good vs. Evil, or Fate vs. free will, the true meaning may lie in Self vs. Others, specifically in respect to race.
Since we are looking at Ahab through the perception of Ishmael it is important for us to try to look through his eyes. Ishmael suggests his race in the opening line of the book, “Call me Ishmael.” Why not, “My name is Ishmael” or “I am Ishmael”? By using the word “call” he suggests that his name may not be Ishmael. Perhaps it is merely a name he uses when he is sailing, or a name he has newly chosen? There is a historical precedent from the early 20th century for sailors to chose their own names while wandering or traveling: that of pre-Civil War blacks in America. Is Ishmael black? This question begs to be examined further, and while it is very questionable, there are suggestions that he is not white, or does not associate himself as being Caucasian. W. Jeffrey Bolster points out that Ishmael is sometimes a slave name, and that in the Bible the mother of Ishmael is said to be a “bondservant.”(Genesis, 21:10-13) Ishmael states that “there yet lurks an elusive something in the innermost idea of this hue [whiteness], which strikes more panic to the soul than that redness which strikes more panic to the soul than that redness which affrights in blood.”(Melville, p 180) This statement about whiteness suggests that there is a certain fear that Ishmael possesses against the inherent idea of whiteness. In terms of pay, Ishmael is being paid a significantly low amount, which he seems to think is appropriate for his position. While at first we think that it is due to his never having ridden a whaling ship, but could it perhaps be because he is black and is therefore expecting to be paid much less than anyone else? Ishmael’s self-description as a “great digger of ditches” suggests that he is poor, another possible hint towards his ethnicity, as most blacks at the time were extremely poor. A very leading statement by Ishmael is when he notices the “jeering glances” from other passengers at himself and Queequeg, he scoffs “as though a white man were anything more dignified than a whitewashed negro.” This could be taken to mean Ishmael refers to himself as a whitewashed negro, or a half-blooded black, or mulatto. Melville leaves the question of Ishmael’s race open, and while it is never explicitly stated, this is probably to draw attention to his race instead of divert attention from it. However, working on the assumption that Ishmael is either black or a mulatto, it changes the perception
When we are first introduced to Ahab, "he looked like a man cut away from the stake, when the fire has over-runningly wasted all the limbs without consuming them, or taking away on particle from their compacted aged robustness. His whole high, broad form, seemed made of solid bronze." (Melville, p. 125) While this statement seems relatively innocuous, in the relation of race it has a significant suggestion. Besides the obvious hint that Ahab is “bronze” the more menacing statement of him being “cut away from the stake” suggests he looks like someone who was being lynched, a possibility that while very rare for white men, would have been a strong thought for Ishmael upon seeing another mulatto man.
Now that we have established the possibility that both Ishmael and Ahab are mulattos, what does that mean? They would both be strongly affected by the prevailing thoughts of their times, that whites were superiors to blacks, and that they were part white and part black. Ishmael obviously views whiteness as something to be feared in most cases, even though it can be beautiful (as can be seen in chapter 42.) However, Ahab’s view on color is something that can only be speculated at. Is he hunting the whiteness of the whale, or the blackness? Ahab seems to have a double identity, as he is said to be “trying to make the white world his own” and that he “finds himself in a world where he does not belong.” In fact, it isn’t until his death when we could say he definitively joins the “black” world, whether he wants to or not. The fact that his death could be likened to a lynching, as the rope catches him “round the neck” and he suffers the fate that many unfortunate souls went through. With his death, Ahab’s indecision about his existence is taken from him and decided by fate, that since he is part black, the choice is not his. Melville makes a dark statement here about fate and race, that Ahab is not able to escape his blackness, that his dream of joining the white world is essentially impossible because of the situation of his birth.

Bibliography
Bernard, Fred V. The Question of Race in Moby-Dick. Massachusetts Review: A Quarterly of Literature, the Arts and Public Affairs. 2002 Autumn. 43 (3). 383-404.
Bolster, W. Jeffrey. Black Jacks: African American Seaman in the Age of Sail. Cambridge, Mass., and London: Harvard University Press. 1997.

Apr. 8th, 2008

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If somebody loves me, they will buy this:

http://www.splitreason.com/product/535

Apr. 7th, 2008

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Somber shit man, somber shit.

Tim and I were discussing burial preferences, and he pointed out how RIDICULOUSLY expensive burial and cremation are. That is why I want to have a viking funeral.

I am being totally serious, and if, in some awful accident, I happen to die, please use this as evidence that I don't want my family to waste the money.

Spend the money on the wood to make my raft, gasoline to make sure my corpse burns well, and beer to celebrate my passing into the afterlife (I don't believe in one, but I would like everyone to refer to it as Valhalla.) I know that everyone may be grieving my loss, so the beer is to help people express themselves instead of being somber.

While people watch my pyre float into the distance, they will have time to recount anything about me they wish, good and bad.

If I have a gravestone of some kind, I would like it to read something funny about how I died. Lauren or Tim may be referred to for something appropriate.

"buried alive", "fought the ninjas to the last", "loved buffalo wings too much", "macaroni and cheese dont go well with beer"

Mar. 18th, 2008

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I don't understand caramelldansen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6e7sO1ss0

What?

Mar. 6th, 2008

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My authentic japanese name is 加護 Kago (increasing protection) 海斗 Kaito (big dipper of the ocean).
Take your real japanese name generator! today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Feb. 28th, 2008

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Pokemon I need, wanna trade?

029 - Nidoran male
032 - Nidoran female
046 - Paras
086 - Seel
090 - Shellder
098 - Krabby
100 - Voltorb
114 - Tangela
115 - Kangaskhan
116 - Horsea
128 - Tauros
150 - Mewtwo
158 - Totodile (probably gonna get one)
161 - Sentret
175 - Togepi
225 - Delibird
234 - Stantler
235 - Smeargle
250 - Ho-oh
283 - Surskit
299 - Nosepass
303 - Mawile
312 - Minun
335 - Zangoose
336 - Seviper
337 - Lunatone
361 - Snorunt
374 - Beldum
386 - Deoxys
491 - Darkrai
492 - Shaymin
493 - Arceus

I have pokemon Emerald but havent beaten it yet, so I still need to probably remove some from this list.

Feb. 27th, 2008

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Liminality

Liminality (from the Latin word līmen, meaning "a threshold"[1]) is the quality of the second stage of a ritual in the theories of Arnold van Gennep, Victor Turner, and others. In these theories, a ritual, especially a rite of passage, involves some change to the participants, especially their social status.[2]
The liminal state is characterized by ambiguity, openness, and indeterminacy. One's sense of identity dissolves to some extent, bringing about disorientation. Liminality is a period of transition where normal limits to thought, self-understanding, and behavior are relaxed - a situation which can lead to new perspectives.
People, places, or things may not complete a transition, or a transition between two states may not be fully possible. Those who remain in a state between two other states may become permanently liminal.

What a fantastic word for going to college.

Feb. 21st, 2008

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I'm going to hell

So, I'm listening to Retroforce Go! (a Destructoid.com podcast) today, and they are talking about dyslexia when all of a sudden one of the guys says he is dyslexic. Later, one of the guys gives him a list of words to read, and I laughed my ass off. I felt guilty, but he did it, so it was just funny.

Feb. 3rd, 2008

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2/3/2008 - RIP Galen Keeney

My dad called me to tell me my grandpa died, about 7 minutes before the Giants won the superbowl today. I feel a little numb about it still.

Jan. 7th, 2008

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Haikus #1 and 2.

Ive been reading a lot of Bukowski right now, his writing is so smooth and amazing. He doesn't do haikus, but I felt like writing something, and my mind can't really focus right now.

Sitting on my bed,
unfolding the stars she left.
Loneliness is death.

But her handwriting
brings me back to the time
everything was right.

Jan. 3rd, 2008

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New Year's Resolution

-Less TV/games while classes are in session
-better grades
-take notes with pen/paper, no laptop
-read more on the bus
-lose 5 more pounds
-study more, learn more
-draw more
-only buy 2 video games this year
-check grades online more often
-get better organized
-show the people i care about that they rock more
-sell some of my more useless stuff
-listen to more music
-do better work

Nov. 28th, 2007

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I made a Pokemon Trainer Card!

One day I will actually train my team, and this will be it.

Nov. 8th, 2007

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How many total songs? 3334


Sort by song title - first and last?
A by Cartel
1976 by RJD2

Sort by time - shortest and longest?
Sonic the Hedgehog and Knuckles by Snappleman 0:24
Hobo Names by John Hodgman 53:50 (not really a song, but still hilarious)

the actual longest song I have is
Cassandra Gemini by The Mars Volta 31:42

Sort by Album - first and last?
Abbey Road by The Beatles
74 Jailbreak by AC/DC

Sort by Artist - first and last?
AC/DC
290

Top five played songs?
Two Sides/Monsieur Valentine by Spoon
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk
Classifieds by The Academy Is...
Black Mamba (Teddybear Remix) by The Academy Is...
Oh, Goddamnit by Hot Hot Heat


Find the following words. How many songs show up?
Sex: 20
Death: 105 Deth: 25
You: 312
Home: 20
Boy: 51
Girl: 27

Sep. 18th, 2007

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I found a new webcomic : http://hijinksensue.com/ , worth the read if only to check out his newsposts. I include a sample just to show you the fun.

"If anything the murder-sims have taught me invaluable life lessons. When the zombies rise, or the machines revolt, the remnants of Third Reich harness evil sorcery and imbue it into a reanimated Hitler clone, or any other variety of shits hit the fan I WILL BE READY. New Jersey’s parents will be pissing themselves getting eaten, assimilated, or transmogrified into rodents by Super Hitler while their kids and I are forming a rag tag resistance force and kicking undead cyborg Nazi ass. Unfortunately we will also be shit-talking over networked headsets. It’s shameful but good for team morale."

Sep. 10th, 2007

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Status update for my life:

-I quit my job at TCBY. Yesterday was my last day working there.
-I was offered a research assistant position by professor Lars Hinrichs. It is in the English department doing Linguistic studies, and makes $13 an hour. AWESOME!
-I ordered an iPod Nano. Then, when Apple announced the new sexy 3rd Gen iPod Nanos (the next damn day), I ordered a new Nano, and am returning the old Nano when I get it.
-I bought a few new plants, but am unsure whether to put them outside or leave them by the window.
-My favorite pair of sandals just broke, and I repaired them with a paperclip. I think I need to go buy new sandals. Drat.
-My E 316k class is fun, but annoying. I may drop it, need to double check.
-Everything else is excellent.

Aug. 20th, 2007

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MY DS BROKE! :(

The power switch will not turn on. I hadn't turned it off for a few hours, but didn't have any problems in the past. I guess it was just its time to die. Poor DS. I wish I could give it a funeral, it has been my faithful pocket buddy for almost a year now. :(

Jul. 23rd, 2007

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Attn: I have the greatest girlfriend ever.

This is just an apology to all other males. Sorry guys, finders keepers, and I will never lose her.

Jul. 17th, 2007

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Olmec's new job.

I loved this show when I was younger, and this is fantastically ludicrous.

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